What is up with these uber-strange online dating websites that’ll make you laugh (or cry)?
There are so many online dating websites available that if you’re single and don’t want to be – well, there’s just no excuse. Generic online dating websites like Match.com and OKCupid aren’t the only fish in the sea.
Maybe you have a specific fetish or ultra-picky eating habits. There are definitely online dating websites for you – you just need to dig deep enough. It’s not as hard as it used to be to find a special someone who’s into a similar brand of weird.
Here are just 11 of the unbelievably specific (and unbelievably strange) online dating websites out there:
If you’re looking for someone older – as in, they were going through their first divorce as you were going into the fifth grade – then they’ll help you find your perfect match.
2. Ashley Madison
Their slogan is “Life is short. Have an affair.” Oh. Em. Gee. If you see this website on your computer’s search history, bust out the divorce papers stat.
This site’s specifically for older women looking for younger men, and visiting this site was like a glimpse into my future.
4. Darwin Dating
Darwin Dating is for good-looking people only (with a double-underline under only, in case you didn’t see it the first time). They actually have a list of banned characteristics – a middle part, pasty skin, and saggy anything to name a few. If you’re not sure that you make the cut, members will vote on your hotness… perfect for if you don’t have enough self-esteem issues.
If you’re into being an adult baby, or just plain enjoy wearing diapers… I can’t even.
6. Furry Mate
If giant rabbit suits turn you on, Furry Mate will help you find your perfect anthropomorphic animal partner.
7. Mullet Passions
An online dating website specifically for singles with a mullet and the people who appreciate these “unique trendsetters” (from the ’80s) – also good for fulfilling your Billy Ray Cyrus fantasy.
8. My Free Implants
This is a dating/fundraising website where wealthy men can donate money for women to score the breast implants of their dreams – and maybe fall in love with their knight in shining silicone. (I’d love to be there when they explain to the grandkids how they met.)
An online dating site specifically for cat lovers where you’ll probably talk so much about your cats you’ll forget to do the dating part (at least, that’s what would happen to me).
No, this isn’t for people who are into dating carrots, but fellow carrot-lovers. If you’re a vegetarian and want to meet someone with similar eating habits and beliefs, then look no further.
If you’re tall or have a thing for tall people, this site I can understand more than most – I’d imagine there’s nothing more boring than waiting for your sig-o to climb scaffolding just to kiss you.
What funny online dating websites have you come across?
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