Because life is sexier with fresh, organic produce.
- Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
- I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
- Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?
- What do you do in your off season?
- I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.
- Are you still looking for seasonal labor?
- Can I offer you a slice of my pie?
- Can I help you pitch your stand?
- It sure is hot under this tent.
- These plums are so soft.
- What’s your favorite way to eat rhubarb? [Wait for answer] I’d love to make it for you.
- So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?
- This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.
- I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?
- How long does it take for your bread to rise?
- If you were a bouquet of fresh cut flowers, I would take you home.
- Let’s get dirty.
- Isn’t it tuber time?
- These bags of organic spinach would make some great pillows don’t you think?
- Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
- It’s funny how slippery this jam is!
- Want to melt my beeswax candles tonight?
- I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it?
- I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
- That hand spun sweater looks big enough for two to get cozy in.
- These Heirloom tomatoes are so firm and juicy.
- I like baby carrots because they totally fit in your mouth.
- Want to come over later and help me shuck?
- I hear spices like cayenne can act as an aphrodisiac? Do you know?
- You sure have big baguettes!
- These two quail eggs just fit in my hand perfectly.
- Do you need helping seeding your flower garden for next season?
- How early do you rise?
- I like my men like my homemade bread, dense.
- I see you’re pretty skilled at churning your butter.
- This beer has a very sensual taste. What were you thinking of when you brewed it?
- Can I be your next varietal?
- You’re so cute I’d add you to my woven basket.
- How do you like your organic, free range eggs?
- Those Carhartt overalls would look even better on my floor.
- Want to cross pollinate?
- Your hands seem to be full. I have big panniers you can borrow to bike all that produce home.
- Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
- I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.
- What a huge eggplant.
- Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
- Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
- What else can you pickle?
- Oh, you’re out of eggs? That’s ok, you can have mine.
- I’d like to see your full farmer’s tan.
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