Asymmetrical shoulder dresses? Love them.

Asymmetrical blouses? Fabulous.

Asymmetrical bathing suits? Well, you can say all you want about how they make shoulders look strong and sexy but I say put on another strap, that suit looks like it’s going to fall off when you dive in the water.

Some styles weren’t meant for all types of clothing and that’s okay; we just have to know when to call it quits.

Examples without linking are the organic fleece raincoat, the cashmere pantie and the cowl neck summer dress.

This trend is another one.

Besides, how are you going to explain your tan lines?

For a vintage 80s look pool side or beach side (which is where you’re going with this look anyway), hit the local thrift shop for an extra large t-shirt, cut off  the collar and pull down on one side to create an asymmetrical beach cover up.

You’ll look sexy and tousled, maybe even Flashdance-worthy.