One of my girlfriends admits to a severe professor complex. She loves – adores – geeky guys. The sight of tweed sends her over the edge. The nerdier the better, and bonus points for glasses and a big…vocabulary. As she always says, “Talk nerdy to me, baby.”

When I opened the mail this morning and found a new Eco Bag, I chuckled at the newest design from the green-your-grocery-trip retailer: a bold black canvas tote emblazoned with the message: “Talk Green to Me.” Perfect for the girl with a granola complex – leave me a message in the comments and one of you lucky gals gets the bag.