Warning: Female Vocalists Have Too Much Plastic Packaging

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The album title is Fearless but the message is be flawless. So what if you can sing. Are you drop-dead gorgeous, model thin and loved by the camera?

When young female vocalists are over-styled to sell, something serious gets lost in the packaging: Raw talent.

I remember back in the day when that talent came in a very simple, green package. Contained within, the songstress: Joan Baez, Linda Ronstadt, Bonnie Raitt, Judy Collins, Joni Mitchell, Roberta Flack, Holly Near, Cris Williamson, Jennifer Warnes and  Carol King.

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These icons of my generation were sensual, real women, clad in ribbed sweaters and peasant blouses. When they sang Tapestry, Heart Like a Wheel and Blue, we focused entirely on their voices, instruments, lyrics and message – in other words, the music.

Does anyone else out there miss the music? As I kid, I wanted to emulate these women, so I learned to play the guitar and focused on being a natural woman. Isn’t that the thrust of our evolution to eco?

Cut to Taylor Swift’s ubiquitous Romeo and Juliet Love Story video, in which the singer is cast as the skinny blond Disney princess – sewn into a fitted, medieval gown, tresses swept into an updo of ringlets, face airbrushed like a porcelain doll’s. Who notices the voice when the supermodel image is so captivating?

The message is clear: This is the fairy tale love story that can come with perfection. Not fight the war, protect the migrant worker, sit in a park in Paris, France, read the news and find yourself.

Not to single out Swift. Other popular videos bundle the entire hot Barbie brand: The boyish bod, the doll face, the air-brushed make-up, the expert hip hop dance moves, the skanky get-up, the seductive rubbing up against the back-up dancers, the mediocre voice.

And you better have it all, baby, if you want to go far – you know, selling product lines of phat made-in-China clothes, cruel platform shoes and your very own sickly-sweet scent at Macy’s. Ka-ching!

Of course the package sells but sadly the takers are young, impressionable teens, who croon about their lovely lady humps the same way we harmonized to Leaving on a Jet Plane.

My own over-exposed, naturally beautiful 13-year-old daughter won’t leave the house until she has molded her likeness to the popular culture ideal: Hair flat-ironed, blemishes concealed, skinny jeans tight and hitting the Converse high-tops just right, Lash Blast and eye liner caking the wide-eyed peepers and all body hair erased.

Recently, a shallow girl who was visiting our home played dress-up with my daughter on a weekday afternoon and opined, “You look super gorgeous, Sydney, except for your freckles, which are really ugly.”

After the put down, my daughter suggested she have her adorable freckles removed by laser. Teen fans are not conditioned to see freckles or other imperfections on those 20-something, supermodel pop stars. It might make them look, well, real.

My daughter is convinced flaws aren’t part of the package. She never sampled Carol King’s unruly hair or Joni Mitchell’s sexy overbite. She doesn’t know from icons who can actually sing, write, compose and perform without the bells and whistles, smoke and mirrors, butt pads, hair extensions and boob jobs.

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Recently, Fabsugar asked readers to vote which pop star would they like to be, emphasizing which look appeals most to wanna-be singers (glamor of Christina, punk style of Pink, sleek R&B or Indie)?

I love one of the 55 responses: “I like to live a bit of a glam life but not too much…Christina’s way too much for me (plus the hair, the make-up and constant need of showing some cleavage, no really). I went with Natasha Bedingfield without hesitating: fresh, young and stylish. All I’m missing is that small detail: talent. Hmmm, where I can get some of that?”

Fergie and Christina certainly have talent but all that plastic and glitter conceals the woman behind the microphone.

The men behind the music, same as the Hollywood suits behind films, play down the talent and play up the packaging because it fools the audience in a plasticized society trained to see the fabulous sugar coating rather than the true ingredients.

Honestly, would a Linda Ronstadt even make it today? Can you picture a young Bonnie Raitt strumming those slide blues guitar licks on American Idol? Misogynistic Simon Cowell wouldn’t know what to make of little Bonnie’s intense, bottleneck style of jamming. Run, run, run, run, run away.

For the sake of my own daughters, I wish we could keep the great dance music but return to a day when female vocalists ruled with a good set of pipes and an inspirational message. Even if the message is the universal notion that love hurts, it is vastly more believable when sung by a flag burning, guitar strumming, globally-connected messenger with unruly hair, an overbite, and yes, even freckles.

This is the fifth in Luanne’s lifestyle column, Life in the Green Lane.

Images One and Two: Joni Mitchell

Image Three: Amazon

Image Four: Fabsugar


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DISCUSSION

  • Sarah Supernova
    September 10th, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    I agree. One of my fave female vocalists is PJ Harvey, and she is raw and unpackaged to the core. Her voice and vocals thrill, and this brings deep beauty to her.

  • Caitlin
    September 10th, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    Joan Armatrading is another great one from the bygone era. Oh and Janis Joplin, Aretha Franklin, Cyndi Lauper, Annie Lennox.

    What about modern-day singer-songwriters like Lily Allen? I wouldn’t exactly call her plastic.

  • darryl west
    September 10th, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    and don’t forget Fhoebe Snow

  • Luanne Bradley
    September 10th, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    You are right, Caitlin. Thank you for highlighting the exceptions. They are certainly out there. I love Jill Sobule! However, my post focuses on the icons who have made it big, the ones my daughters and their friends idolize.

  • Luanne Bradley
    September 10th, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    There are so many good ones, Darryl. Even Bette Midler was a “natural” gal in her way. Many of these women of hte 70′s have official web sites that are very interesting. You should check them out.

  • Christina
    September 11th, 2009 at 7:34 AM

    You are unfortunately spot on! I’m 26 and wish wish wish I’d had musical women like Joni Mitchell and Carole King to look up to in my teens…I settled for Jewel and Lisa Loeb and that was all right, but I do feel a little sorry for today’s adolescents who, aside from being brainwashed about the false importance of appearance, really don’t know what they’re missing musically.

    But at least artists like Sara Bareilles and Kelly Clarkson aren’t so bad. Real pipes and they write a lot of their own stuff. It’s something…

  • Meredith
    September 11th, 2009 at 8:10 AM

    I HEART bette midler!! I also must say that I adore Stevie Nicks… she has the most unique, amazing voice. Landslides is still one of my favorite songs.

    But to the subject at hand, our global culture is growing more and more obsessed with physical “perfection.” It reminds me of the Olympics’ opening ceremony, when China had that cute little girl lip sync that song, because the girl who really sang that well wasn’t cute enough to make the cut.

  • Caitlin
    September 11th, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    I’m intrigued that Natasha Bedingfield is bigger than Lily Allen in the US. I think it’s the opposite in the UK, or maybe I’m just out of touch?

  • Tam
    September 11th, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    I hear you, Luanne. More freckles! (Remember Phoebe Snow’s swooping voice–and those moles on her album cover?)

  • Luanne Bradley
    September 11th, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    Right on, Tam! Also, just want to point out, I bought natural mascara for my daughter knowing 13-year-olds wear make-up no matter what. I also cannot keep her in Mary Janes no matter how hard I try. And, I have exposed her to the good music—she is a singer who works with a voice coach and LOVES the classics. Even so, she and her friends are bombarded with the Barbies, not the Rosemary Clooney types or Laura Nero.

  • Caitlin
    September 11th, 2009 at 8:08 PM

    Amy Winehouse is big in the UK. I LOVE her music and she aint plastic but she’s no role model either!

  • Luanne Bradley
    September 12th, 2009 at 8:25 AM

    Exactly. I heard saw her mentioned on Alternet and said exactly what you said about not being a role model. But the beauty is that she is true to herself, not following a formula of what is expected to make it. That often comes with a price.

  • Carol
    September 13th, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    Just because Taylor Swift is skinny doesn’t mean she’s the cause of your child’s insecurities. People do care about her voice, and they care especially about her songwriting. She is talented, despite your claims, and she deserves just as much success as artists who don’t own makeup and don’t bother to shower. Don’t take your daughter’s problems out on her.

  • Luanne Bradley
    September 14th, 2009 at 7:14 AM

    Thanks, Carol. You raise some good points. However, the post isn’t really about my daughter. I allude to her as an example of the generation being influenced by the plastic packaging. I don’t know if you have teenage daughters, but I find my daughter and her friends are wishing to emulate the flawless prototypes. Guess every generation has its idols.

    And of course, we all have varied taste when it comes to music. You are a fan of Taylor’s. I’m a fan of Fergie and Ella Fitzgerald. Do they have the same amount of talent. Not in my opinion, but that’s what makes the world go round.

  • Luanne Bradley
    September 14th, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    Oh, Just as an aside, while I was working out this morning, on the 6 screens at the gym, 4 had blond bombshell Barbie videos, including Shakira’s She-Wolf which is a must-see, if you like semi-naked, flawless, buff singers masturbating inside cages!

  • Caitlin
    September 14th, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    I have one of Shakira’s albums. I bought it in Costa Rica in 1996 and she was a dark-haired ingenue singing in Spanish!

  • Luanne Bradley
    September 14th, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    That was before American producers got a hold of her.