By: Uncle B

Uncle B — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:21:19 +0000

I pressure-can my garden each year in infinitely recyclable jars made just for that purpose. I want to put my urban counterparts on notice here. The fuel required to make the jars you are obliged by situational necessity to toss, does not go unnoticed in a world rapidly running out of Oil! Your way of life may soon become obsolete due to its high oil consumption, just in getting food to you! Urbanites will pay first and dearest in the crunch soon upon us all, and we, the village and country dwellers will certainly try to help, and even overlook the American “Entitlement” syndrome, but sooner or later you lazy, convenience fattened, citified folk are going to have to work just as hard as we the survivors in the country-side to get along, or you will perish by the wayside of a rapidly changing society! Already, the McMansions in the ‘burbs have been attacked, and the urban pod is next on the block! We pipe you in food, power, clothes and luxuries and you exhale garbage that destroys our farmland! Assholes! Get out and scratch some earth, learn to grow something, feed yourselves! The corporate owned, unfeeling, union and gangster infested “Factory Farms’ are a single ‘ % ‘ point away from capital migration at any time, even to the Beijing, Shanghai or Hong Kong markets! and only a computer keyboard away nowadays! and with a flourishing Asia, your future prospects depending on capital in America look hungry to say the least! Better get farming Yankee Doodle! the crunch, the great repuglican depression and its monstrous paradigm shifts is far from over for you! P.S. GM (China) gained 32% last year while capital migration to Asia closed GM (U.S.A.) smoke that in your “Made in China” bong, Urbanite!

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