Ladies, here are the very best pickup lines to use during the holidays.

‘Tis the season to eat, drink and… well, drink. Oh, and finally hit on that cute guy you’ve been meaning to hit on for a while now. Hopefully when you see him at the holiday party tonight he’ll be wearing some terrible Santa hat to make the process less intimidating for you. At least you have booze as a wingman, only…

If you don’t drink enough, you’ll chicken out. Again. But if you drink too much, you’ll go up to him to say, “Hi, I’m [your-name-here],” and accidentally blurt out a marriage proposal instead. (It happens, people. And if your friends find out about it, you’ll never hear the end of it… so I’ve heard.)

Ah well, carpe diem and all that jazz. It’s time to bust out your ugliest, cheesiest, Cosbiest Christmas sweater and do your thing, girlfriend. Here are 18 of the best pickup lines that are holiday appropriate and just might work. I mean, crazier things have happened:

1. “Let me guess: naughty?”
2. “Excuse me, can you show me where the mistletoe is?”
3. “Call me Snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you.”
4. “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
5. “You’re my New Year’s resolution.”
6. “Hi, Santa said that you wished for me.”
7. “Do you celebrate Boxing Day? ‘Cause you’re the whole package.”
8. “What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?”
9. “How about you show me peace on Earth and I’ll show you good will toward men?”
10. “Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fire, but you’re way hotter.”
11. “Are you sitting on a candle? ‘Cause your ass is on fire!”
12. “Some of my best toys run on batteries…”
13. “Other than me, what do you want for Christmas?”
14. “Call me Rudolph, ’cause you just sleighed me.”
15. “I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.”
16. “Are you looking for a tree topper? I’ve been told I’m a star on top.”
17. “I’m like a Christmas present – you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.”
18. “Wanna Scrooge?”

What are the best pickup lines you’ve heard during the holidays?

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