Because most of these words are dumb so we should have fun with them.

1. Can you assist me with this insertion order?
2. I make small cubicles fun.
3. I would be happy to be your human resource.
4. You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
5. I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
6. Are you interested in managing my account?
7. I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
8. Can you help me figure out my operating system?
9. Where else can you employ that analytical ability?
10. Hard cover briefcases are so much better.
11. Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.
12. My account is totally receivable.
13. Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.
14. I can tell you’re a team player.
15. If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
16. I don’t believe in automation, I am all hands on.
17. Your customer interface is impressive.
18. I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
19. Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just happy to see me?
20. You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.
21. Let’s give you a skills analysis.
22. Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?
23. I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
24. You’ve been running through my invoices all night.
25. I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.
26. I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
27. Can I see the inside of your cubicle?
28. Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.
29. Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.
30. Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.
31. Enterprise this.
32. Want to play a little document distribution strip poker?
33. All this corporate giving is getting me hot under the collar-you?
34. There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.
35. All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.
36. Let’s do this, but in real time.
37. Your methodology is so smooth and deliberate.
38. Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?
39. The best part of this acquisition is you.
40. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest…for real, it’s hot.
41. Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.
42. Should we debrief?
43. Performance evaluations are my favorite day of the year.
44. I am feeling this burn rate in many places.
45. Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?
46. Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?
47. Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!
48. You say accelerated growth, I just say hot.
49. You say there is little margin for errors but I disagree.
50. The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

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Because life is sexier when you’re going for the gold.

1. Have you seen my muscles? They’re pretty big.
2. Life is all about hurdles, especially this one by my bed.
3. I like to call them “running underwear.”
4. I’ve been carrying this torch for you all night, let’s go put it out at my place.
5. Looks like you’ve got a good archery arm, how’s your aim?
6. I’m not sure what sculling is but I like the sound of it.
7. Judo? Sure. I love taking people down on a mat.
8. Why don’t you pull in your mainsail and set a course for my lake.
9. You are so damn flexible.
10. Oh I’ve been playing handball for a long time.
11. I bet you could easily lift me off the ground.
12. I know a few other ways we could play table tennis.
13. Joint locks, pins and grappling? Is that what you do in wrestling?
14. You are such a good rider.
15. My backhand doesn’t feel right can you help me with my stroke.
16. A pentathlete? What else are you good at doing all at once?
17. I’m a black belt… somewhere.
18. Let me show you my javelin grip.
19. You won’t want to escape from my half nelson.
20. My you have an impressive shuttle cock.
21. I don’t understand a thing you’re saying but I will pretend to.
22. I’ll ping your pong if you pong my ping.
23. I think you’re done with those warmups, let’s get them off.
24. Do you always respond on the command of “stroke?”
25. I’d like to be your pommel horse.
26. I’d give you the gold any day.
27. Want to get sand in naughty places?
28. I’d be happy to take home your bronze.
29. Can I be a part of your training regimen?
30. Wanna teach me to sing your anthem?
31. Even if you don’t win a medal I’ll still raise your flag.
32. Can you help me with my tumbling routine?
33. My that’s one handsome steed.
34. Let’s see how perfectly we can time our dismounts.
35. I’d love to have you spin my discus.
36. You obviously have a lot of endurance, I’d love to test those skills.
37. Good game! I’m sure you’ll score again soon.
38. Do you always have that good of aim?
39. I’d like to give you a good dressage.
40. Milliseconds may matter, but I love a good slow play.
41. Can I touch your medal?
42. I’d give you a ten for synchronization.
43. You have been eating your Wheaties.
44. Your breast stroke has great form.
45. You can be my starboard any day.
46. Parallel bars? Is that what Olympians call them these days?
47. Do you rate dives on depth or form?
48. I never miss my hand off.
49. I’d love to be a sponsor so I could see my name all over you.
50. In the spirit of the games, we should get better acquainted.

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Because life is sexier in the summer sun. 

1. Can you help me with my organic sunscreen, it’s a little hard to smear in.
2. Do you like this string bikini made from recycled polyester?
3. I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguarding experience?
4. How about I serve you some cold brew coffee tomorrow morning at my place?
5. I barely noticed you in the winter months.
6. Can I see your tan lines?
7. How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
8. There’s just something about getting sand in awkward places.
9. I feel like I’m in Scandinavia, because when I’m with you it’s like the sun never sets.
10. I’m only here on holiday, let’s take full advantage of it.
11. Is it just me, or are summer rainstorms super hot?
12. Want to drive to the ocean and watch the phosphorescent waves?
13. Can I share my music festival tent with you?
14. I LOVE corn on the cob.
15. I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
16. Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
17. You have great arm muscles, I bet you’re good at making your own ice cream.
18. I don’t need to cool off, I love the heat.
19. So you’re the new day camp director?
20. This greenhouse is so hot and sultry.
21. I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.
22. I have a double wide hammock in my yard.
23. I wish I’d brought my towel, can I share yours?
24. Your surfboard is so big!
25. I wish I could see what was happening behind those sunglasses.
26. I love all the rides at the county fair but I love eating corn dogs the most.
27. How far back does your beach chair go?
28. You make me so hot I want to dive into this cooler.
29. You brought so much good food, I wonder what we can do with it all…
30. Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch?
31. Hey, you’re so sticky!
32. (To a lifeguard): You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!
33. (Sung) Do you like drinking Pina Coladas in the dunes of the Cape?
34. Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.
35. Being underneath this umbrella makes it feel so private!
36. Oh, your lips are sunburned, let me help them.
37. That’s a crazy burn line. How far up does it go?
38. We should go back to my house and make some lunch.
39. I love doing the back float.
40. We should go climb this tree and make a cute fort.
41. Oh you do the doggie paddle, what else do you like to do that dogs do?
42. This current is so strong, who knows where it will take us.
43. Is that an inflatable mattress?
44. Is that sunblock on your shorts, or are you just happy to see me?
45. I’d like to dive into that body… of water.
46. Is that snorkel bigger than most?
47. Is it pronounced tong or thong?
48. Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.
49. What is this, a casting call for Baywatch?
50. I’ve got a few ideas for that surfboard leash.

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Because life is sexier with fresh, organic produce.

1. Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
2. I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
3. Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?
4. What do you do in your off season?
5. I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.
6. Are you still looking for seasonal labor?
7. Can I offer you a slice of my pie?
8. Can I help you pitch your stand?
9. It sure is hot under this tent.
10. These plums are so soft.
11. What’s your favorite way to eat rhubarb? [Wait for answer] I’d love to make it for you.
12. So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?
13. This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.
14. I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?
15. How long does it take for your bread to rise?
16. If you were a bouquet of fresh cut flowers, I would take you home.
17. Let’s get dirty.
18. Isn’t it tuber time?
19. These bags of organic spinach would make some great pillows don’t you think?
20. Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
21. It’s funny how slippery this jam is!
22. Want to melt my beeswax candles tonight?
23. I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it?
24. I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
25. That hand spun sweater looks big enough for two to get cozy in.
26. These Heirloom tomatoes are so firm and juicy.
27. I like baby carrots because they totally fit in your mouth.
28. Want to come over later and help me shuck?
29. I hear spices like cayenne can act as an aphrodisiac? Do you know?
30. You sure have big baguettes!
31. These two quail eggs just fit in my hand perfectly.
32. Do you need helping seeding your flower garden for next season?
33. How early do you rise?
34. I like my men like my homemade bread, dense.
35. I see you’re pretty skilled at churning your butter.
36. This beer has a very sensual taste. What were you thinking of when you brewed it?
37. Can I be your next varietal?
38. You’re so cute I’d add you to my woven basket.
39. How do you like your organic, free range eggs?
40. Those Carhartt overalls would look even better on my floor.
41. Want to cross pollinate?
42. Your hands seem to be full. I have big panniers you can borrow to bike all that produce home.
43. Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
44. I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.
45. What a huge eggplant.
46. Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
47. Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
48. What else can you pickle?
49. Oh, you’re out of eggs? That’s ok, you can have mine.
50. I’d like to see your full farmer’s tan.

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Because life is sexier when you’re not a gas guzzler.

1. You’re so stealthy in that Prius, I’ll show you how to make some noise.
2. I save so much energy with this car, I can put the leftover to good use.
3. Just because I don’t use crude oil doesn’t mean I don’t like things dirty.
4. This car is small, but we can make it work.
5. Do you like things battery operated?
6. Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?
7. I like things with more miles per gallon.
8. Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.
9. Want to charge up with me?
10. You make me glow as bright as your dashboard.
11. Who needs oil when you’re naturally charged?
12. Want to drive for miles and stare at my dashboard?
13. Nothing is sexier than meeting CAFE standards.
14. You’re so energy efficient.
15. I’d love to use you as two types of fuel.
16. My batteries are designed for extended life.
17. How long is your lifecycle emission?
18. Would you like to buy me dinner with your tax credit?
19. That aerodynamic architecture sure makes you look good.
20. I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.
21. I bet we could maximize on that kinetic energy.
22. I’ll make sure you idle less.
23. Is that an advanced piece of machinery or are you just happy to see me?
24. How many engines do you have under your hood?
25. If I were a hybrid car, I’d let you hand the control over to my electric engine.
26. I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you.
27. I bet your dual source of energy means you’re up for a good time.
28. Don’t let the compact size fool you.
29. Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?
30. Would you like to improve my fuel economy?
31. You should see MY Stop/Start capability.
32. Did you just say “propulsion power?”
33. What do you say we pull over and plug into the grid?
34. Hold on, let me put on my back up sensor before you say another word.
35. Convert this.
36. You make me want to become a cleaner-burning woman.
37. Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?
38. What do you say we get some non-toxic cleaners and go wax your car?
39. I’d love to be your hydrogen fueling station.
40. With all the MPG you get, we can totally drive into the sunset like, twice.
41. With all these high gas prices, we should park somewhere and talk.
42. You have a hybrid? You’re so unconventional. I like that.
43. Oh, you have two motors? That’s hot.
44. Your car’s power and movement turns my wheels.
45. Petroleum is so 2000.
46. What’s your favorite cruising speed?
47. This car is roomier than I thought! Does that mean we can recline the seats?
48. Mmmmm… plug in sounds sexy.
49. You’re like your hybrid, so quiet but so powerful.
50. Let’s make sure your gasoline engine doesn’t engage.

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Because life is sexier when you grow things yourself.

Looking for that perfect mate to beekeep and raise chickens with? Kick things off with one of these pick up lines and you might be co-homesteading before you know it.

1. Your eggs are so big.
2. So what CAN you feed your chickens and better yet, what can you hand feed me?
3. Those wood shavings look so soft and comfortable, like a bed.
4. Are you as loud as your chickens?
5. Speaking of raised beds…
6. Your broccoli heads are so big!
7. So roosters are also called cocks? That’s funny.
8. I’ve never seen a Standard so big. Impressive.
9. That honey is thick and runny on your fingers. Mmmmm…
10. These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.
11. This compost soil is so dark and rich… like I like my men.
12. I’d like to raise your barn.
13. Can I interest you in some of my compost?
14. No one installs a fence post quite like you.
15. You smell as good as a bundle of lavender tied with twine.
16. I love making pickles, do you?
17. I bet we would brew good beer together.
18. Do you prefer Merlot or Cabernet? Because I think we should start making our own wine.
19. Is this farm table sturdy enough for me to throw you down on?
20. If you were a pea, I would gladly shell you on the back porch.
21. Do these plums feel ripe to you?
22. Can I strum my banjo and sing you to sleep?
23. Want to help me germinate my seeds?
24. That white linen summer dress you sewed yourself would look great on my floor.
25. If you were a berry, I would bottle you up as jam and enjoy you all winter long.
26. Want to make pies together?
27. My cast-iron skillet could really use some love. Can you help?
28. I’d like to make you my backyard bounty.
29. Your heirloom tomatoes are the juiciest I have ever tasted.
30. What’s your ideal harvest season?
31. You would be the perfect fruit of my labor.
32. I can only imagine what’s underneath that bee suit.
33. You just made me as red as a beet!
34. Why drive when you could ride on my handlebars to the farmer’s market?
35. What do you say to a little foraging in the woods?
36. I’d love to preserve this moment.
37. I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cucumbers.
38. I want to LEED certify you!
39. I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
40. Your organic garden or mine?
41. You don’t look so baaaad standing there with all those goats.
42. When I’m canning with you, this urban blight just fades away.
43. I know this might sound cheesy, but I love everything artisan about you.
44. You’re like a sweet honeybee stinging my heart.
45. Our love could be like heirloom vegetable strong.
46. What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?
47. You sure do know how to handle your chicken coop wire.
48. How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together?
49. Would you like to be served warm home baked bread with hand churned butter in the morning?
50. How big does your squash grow?

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We love earth a lot… maybe a little too much.

What is there not to love about our beautiful planet? And with Earth Month now upon us, we thought we’d get even more chummy. Are you enamored, as well? Well then: We’ve found all the right words for you to use to build a new lasting relationship.

Use wisely.

1. In this entire universe, all I want is you.
2. I’d love to explore your longitudes and latitudes.
3. Is that the summit of Mt. Everest or are you just happy to see me?
4. I love getting dirty, and you seem to have a lot of it.
5. I’m an environmentalist, because I wouldn’t want you any hotter than you already are.
6. My middle name could be Magellan, because I love exploring your continents.
7. How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.
8. How deep are your oceans?
9. I can see us in orbit together.
10. I can’t resist your gravitational pull.
11. I’d never mow your grass with a gas mower.
12. I want to fly in your friendly skies.
13. Let’s follow this current wherever it might lead us.
14. Meet me inside Davy Jones’ Locker, I’ll be Neptune, you be my staff.
15. I want to climb your trees and swing.
16. Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you.
17. I love the way you whip through my hair, I wish it was with hurricane force.
18. Did you say spelunking?
19. You’re so sexy you make me want to flower.
20. I love your soft edges.
21. Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?
22. You’re millions of years old – I bet you’re experienced.
23. I want to swim deeply in all five of your oceans.
24. Care to show me your ozone layer?
25. Your sunsets are amazing.
26. I’d make your icebergs melt.
27. Should we take this conversation above sea level?
28. I’ve never seen a better looking isthmus.
29. You’re making me as hot as molten magma.
30. What’s your favorite kind of cloud? Mine are cumulus.
31. I bet you know a thing or two about bedrock.
32. Do you believe in the big bang theory?
33. Show me your dunes.
34. Please don’t tell me that’s an impermeable rock.
35. My favorite geological features are created under pressure.
36. Is there a magnetic field between us or am I just attracted to you?
37. Will you teach me about plate tectonics?
38. What is your energy-to-mass ratio?
39. I love stratified layers.
40. You are hot to the core aren’t you?!
41. Venus aint got nothing on you.
42. I wish I were one of your Northern Lights.
43. I don’t care what Copernicus says, you’re the only planet to me.
44. Why don’t we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.
45. I would love to experience tectonic subduction with you.
46. Do you think we can we get to absolute zero together?
47. I can’t stop thinking about what is under your topsoil.
48. Want to go back to my place for some geospatial analysis?
49. You throw my center of gravity off.
50. Can I be your axis for the night?

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Because life is sexier above 10,000 feet.

Looking for love in the friendly skies? If international wanderlust is the name of your game, then these pick up lines just might be for you.

1. I’d swap to a coach seat just to sit next to you.
2. What do you think about raising this arm rest to get the party started?
3. According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.
4. This warm hand towel feels so good. Touch it.
5. Want me to help you recline?
6. I’ll show you my passport if you show me yours.
7. I only pack the essentials.
8. You’re so cute, I don’t need to see your boarding pass.
9. I love a good South of the border crossing.
10. I don’t need the captain to remind me about the upright position.
11. A 9 hour time difference wouldn’t keep me from you.
12. I would love to show you first class.
13. Want to share a cappuccino in Milan tomorrow morning?
14. If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
15. I can last longer than a jet engine.
16. Let’s cross the international dateline together.
17. Want to come over and see my world map?
18. I would give anything to be your personal item.
19. Are you ready for take off?
20. Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.
21. You don’t need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
22. I’m a pilot, want me to captain your 747?
23. Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?
24. Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?
25. If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
26. You put me on Red alert.
27. I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.
28. Can I claim your baggage?
29. Is that an oversized carry-on or are you just happy to see me?
30. Are you ready to board?
31. I’d love to be your final destination.
32. Would you like to join me in the members-only lounge?
33. I don’t know what gate I’m boarding at, but I hope it’s close to yours.
34. Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?
35. Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.
36. Your eyes are as blue as the waters surrounding the exotic island I would take you to if we were dating.
37. Want to stamp my passport?
38. Something tells me we’d make great travel partners.
39. Want to come to Paris and see my pied-à-terre?
40. I know a great recovery for jet lag.
41. What’s your address? [Why?] So I know what to write on my luggage tag in case my bags get lost and they need to find me.
42. Which language would you like me to ask you out in?
43. You’re as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
44. Your wanderlust is overpowering.
45. I wouldn’t complain about a layover with you.
46. It’s always a first class trip with me.
47. Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
48. For safety’s sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.
49. Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?
50. I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.

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Hey girl, don’t you think it’s time you and I minimized?

Are you a perfectionist when it comes to dating? Not in terms of looks, build, employability, dancing skills, or personality – heck, you’ll take whatever package they come in provided that package is streamlined. If your standards are otherwise minimal, yet you find it hard to find that match made in symmetrical heaven it could very well be because you’re a design perfectionist.

You could either clutter up your bedroom with the sort that comes with extraneous bells and whistles, or let his or her minimalism do the talking, like our dear Ryan. He requires no packaging at all. Just a good font and a clever meme: his abs do the rest.

Ryan’s going to start us off at number 1.

2. My biggest deal breaker? I’d have to say…textiles purchased in the IKEA Marketplace.

3. Who needs a sofa when your mattress is as good as mine?

4. I was married. But lorem ipsum dolor, we’re divorced.

5. Particleboard is not part of my lifestyle.

6. Hey, can you find my G-spot? No, to the left. A little more. A centimeter to the right. Yes, that’s it! That perfect wood accented typographical vortex is such a turn on, isn’t it?

7. With curves like yours, who needs crown molding?

8.

9.  __________________________.

10. You can’t get more hardcore than the West Elm catalog. I mean, really. Must we see the shelving inside your cabinets? We get it. You shave.

11. Funny that you say that. My last girlfriend broke up with me because I didn’t come with enough baggage.

12. I’m not a commitment-phobe, per se. I’m just not ready for a kitchen table right now.

13. I’ll be your ottoman if you’ll be my settee.

14. I’m looking for the perfect long-term silhouette to fill up some negative space in my loft. Could you be that shadow?

15. Feel the grain on that rosewood credenza file cabinet sourced from the Herman Miller mid-century archives: that’s boyfriend material.

16. I think I’ve seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that’s right. It was in the dictionary next to equilibrium.

17. You complete me.

18. I won’t cramp your style, or closet.

19. You had me at Blanched Seashell White.

20.

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Because legs look better on two wheels.

There’s no doubt about it, cycling is sexy.

It’s also healthy, eco friendly, empowering and fun. Whether you just love an afternoon riding in your sundress, or can’t get enough of the adrenaline that comes from racing, you know that life on two wheels does a body good. So if you’re trying to pick up a casual commuter or the more committed cyclist, these pick up lines will help you with your velo love.

1. I’m no hipster, but I’d ride a fixie for you.
2. Baby I noticed you have a new drive train… wanna test it out tonight?
3. Is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
4. You make my rain pants sweaty.
5. I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
6. I would love to true your wheels.
7. When are we going to Amsterdam together?
8. This is just my commuter bike. How about I make you dinner and show you my other ones?
9. I bet we could do some good interval training together.
10. Want to plan a ride up [insert name of hill or mountain]. It feels great when you’re on top.
11. I’d buy a tandem just to ride with you.
12. I believe in riding with protection. [point to helmet]
13. Wanna come over and borrow my chain whip?
14. You know, I don’t need energy bars to keep me going.
15. Let’s watch the Tour de France together. We can live stream it in bed tomorrow morning.
16. Can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
17. You’re so cute, you could be a feature on a Cycle Chic blog.
18. Can I make you a recovery drink? You’re going to need it.
19. Need a commuting partner? Because I am amazing in the bike lane.
20. I saw you getting dirty on the cyclocross course.
21. Want to lock our bikes together?
22. I’ll be your mechanic if you’ll be my ride.
23. Hey there, do you need to use my pump?
24. You make my spokes spin.
25. I love morning rides.

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