These women have brought self pleasure to a whole new level.

While we don’t sound off about it as much as the guys, I have to say women are super lucky in the self pleasure department. We can pretty much get busy anytime, anywhere. We don’t have anything to whip out, no mess to clean up, and we have many ways to go about our business without anyone knowing. That’s hot.

There are the more traditional naughty places you might find yourself quietly flicking the bean—movie theatres, planes, bathroom stalls, even your cubicle at work—but when it comes to self pleasure in unconventional places, women across the globe are really bringing their A game.

Here are 32 unconventional places a woman may be getting randy with herself (like, right now):

1. In a church pew (Amen!)
2. Baskin Robbins
3. In the dentist’s chair
4. Behind a transport truck
5. On top of a car
6. In a corn field
7. In a porta-potty
8. In the boss’s office
9. Walking to class (?!?!?!)
10. On an escalator (?!?!?!)
11. In jail
12. On a riding lawn mower
13. On a paddle board
14. In the doctor’s office
15. In traffic
16. The Louvre
17. A rock-climbing gym
18. On a hammock
19. In the steam room at the gym
20. On a tanning bed
21. On top of a piano
22. At a skating rink
23. In a walk-in freezer
24. In a carpet store
25. In a library
26. In a dressing room
27. Piano teacher’s living room
28. In class
29. At a concert
30. In a storage closet
31. At a bus stop
32. In the middle of a Starbucks

Did any of your self pleasure locales make the cut?

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