Comments on: Under the (Eco-Friendly) Knife

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 21:37:32 +0000

Mallory – I think that mixture would be too rich for any engine.

Amy – yes, I’m always clawing at my brain. It’s often the nature of the modern world, it’s all eminently brain-clawable. But the term “lipodiesel” – it’s one of those terms that deserves a strange kind of immortality, alongside “mechanically steamed off the carcass” and, well, pretty much every line in Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind”.

But we’ll sit in our mountain cabin, knocking back organic orange juice, and we’ll look back and laugh. It’ll be tough, but we’ll manage it.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 04:36:32 +0000

As soon as the South discovers liposuction in general, i see amazing things for the future of the United States. Lipodiesel and Ford teaming up … imagine it.

By: Amy DuFault

Amy DuFault — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:33:26 +0000

You know, I read this and gagged then read the comments not realizing it was Mike and laughed at the clawing of the brain reference.
Of course.
Hey Mike, I too am clawing and though haven’t drank a drop in over 25 years, might join you at the mountain top retreat senza internet and TV for a sharp glass.

By: Mallory

Mallory — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:21:59 +0000

Yes, although with my luck, my car will be running on Heidi Montag’s cellulite.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 23:32:41 +0000

“Lipodiesel”.

Ohhhhhhh boy.

Well, there’s a month of nights where I wake up screaming, clawing at my brain, right there. So I’m presuming that boasts like “my car is running on Gwyneth Paltrow’s love handles” are going to be all the rage in a few years? I think I need to buy myself a well-stocked shack way up in the hills before then, without TV or internet but with a lot of whisky. Yes.

(This was hilarious. Thanks, Mallory). 🙂