John Waters is hosting an adult summer camp.

Yes. The John Waters. The king of sleaze, sultan of fun—we could go on… And we have to admit: We’re all a little bummed we can’t go. Although the opportunity to attend Waters’ adult summer camp is out of most of our reach, we’ve dreamt up three other fantasy summer camps to keep our minds off the fun and debauchery we’re missing.

1. Beyoncé’s Baby+Mom Glamp Adult Summer Camp

Beyoncé is having twins. Soon. Once she has her highly anticipated kids, she’s going to need a lot of rest and relaxation. However, Beyoncé is the type of woman who knows that everyone—especially working moms of color—could use some rest and relaxation, too.

So, just think if Beyoncé held a summer camp and invited hundreds of women who have babies and young kids to come and rest, relax, and mother together. In addition to baby bonding classes and healthy meals, the camp would have state-of-the-art childcare so moms could take some very much needed downtime (and dance lessons, please?). Throw in some seminars about finding great jobs and negotiating higher wages, and this Glamp Camp would be a hit.

2. Samantha Bee’s Journo 101 Adult Summer Camp

Samantha Bee has said a lot and done even more this past year for the progressive feminist agenda. Bee also celebrates journalists who report real news. So, it makes sense that Bee would host a summer camp filled with goodies—snacks, beer, box wine, and antacids—that journalists thrive on. While catching a bite, aspiring writers and editors could also speak to the best journalists in the business. Each camper would leave camp well armed and ready to stop the spread of real fake news. Plus, Bee is Canadian. She sure knows a thing or two about the wilderness.

3. Bernie Sanders Revolution Adult Summer Camp

Bernie Sanders is the man who can rally progressives. And old and young progressive people must organize by 2018. Camp Bernie would rally campers and register them to vote. Camp Bernie’s organizers also would match campers to the causes they care most about.

This camp would also host politicians and political representatives from every American state. This way, campers could learn about the issues affecting their district. These local politicians also could help campers learn how to run for a county seat. And you know that Vermonter has a few s’mores tricks up his sleeve as well. Bring on the fire, Bernie.

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Bernie Sanders is a true, class act.

On Tuesday night, Sanders made it official that Hillary Clinton was the democratic party’s nominee for the president of the United States. Sanders knew how important the occasion was, too. After all, this is the first time a woman has achieved the nomination from a major party for president of the U.S.

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Man, oh, man. Or should I say, woman, oh, woman. So far, the DNC has had quite a few memorable moments.

One of those moments was Sarah Silverman’s speech. While Silverman is a staunch Bernie Sanders supporter, she gets that electing Trump isn’t an option. Listen to her comments below.

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Did you know that someone beside Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, and Donald Trump is running for president?

Samantha Bee interviewed Gary Johnson, the other guy, this week on “Full Frontal.” They had quite the talk…

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Well, Saturday Night Live has done it again.

And by it, we mean they totally nailed exactly what Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are thinking. Watch the clip below to see what we mean.

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If you’ve yet to see the magic that happened at a Portland, Oregon Bernie Sanders rally, you really need to watch the video below.

Watch and see what happens when Sanders basically embodies peace and love when a bird decides to pay him a visit.

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I live in a sweet, small town called Lawrence, Kan. Last week, Bernie Sanders came to my city to give a speech, and to get a haircut.

In the video below, you can see Sanders enjoying a stroll downtown, and meeting and greeting Lawrence citizens. Sanders also took the time to get his white mane tamed at a downtown barbershop, too. Thanks to LFKMag.com and ABC News for originally posting the video.

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Man, the presidential race is getting ugly. And no, we’re not just talking about the republican presidential candidates’ propensity to go after each other. We’re talking about popular, liberal feminists.

Recently, people have been getting after women for why they are voting for Sanders, or Clinton. The basic gist is that some people (Gloria Steinem, sadly, is one) think that girls are enamored with Sanders because of his pull with dudes. Not cool. Luckily, we have Jessica Williams, a “Daily Show” corespondent, to pull apart and demolish this stupid commentary. Watch her rant about the “vagina vote” below.

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This past weekend has been pretty terrible. But as we all know, the world must go on. One event that continued as planned was the democrat presidential debate.

During the debate, Bernie Sanders was asked if he still thought climate change was the biggest risk for national security. Sanders said yes and explained he also thinks that climate change is directly related to the growth of terrorism.

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You may be thinking, “who could possibly play Bernie Sanders on Saturday Night Live?” Well, the SNL cast has answered that question…

This past weekend, Larry David (yes, Larry David) played Bernie Sanders on SNL. And as far as we (and the Internet) are concerned, David killed it. Watch he and “Hillary” (and all those other democratic candidates) below.

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