For those of you going through “Orange in the New Black” withdrawal, here are 23 of the best quotes from the show.
I don’t know about you, but I’m already jonesing for new episodes of “Orange Is The New Black” – a dramedy about Piper Chapman, who’s serving a year in prison for drug trafficking (just in case there’s someone out there who has yet to binge-watch).
One of the reasons the show is so ah-amazing is because of its great writing – more specifically, its great one-liners. OITNB is by far one of the most quotable shows online, and while it’s impossible to list all of the best quotes, I’ve managed to whittle the list down to 23. (Don’t mention it.)
To keep you from foaming at the mouth until next summer’s season 3 debut, here are 23 of the best quotes from “Orange Is The New Black”:
- “Maybe I’ll Pinterest. I hear that’s a thing.” -Morello
- “It’s so disappointing being underestimated as you age.” -Irma
- “Do not defend your boner to me right now.” -Piper
- “She a lesbian. They lesbianing together.” -Pennsatucky
- “Love is not an excuse.” -Red
- “Lesbian request denied.” -Healy
- “I always miss you until you’re here.” -Nicky
- “I am feeling so single today.” -Boo
- “I threw my pie for you.” -Crazy Eyes
- “You seem so calm. Are you a murderer?” -Brook
- “By all means, attribute my legitimate feelings of sadness to mensies.” -Piper
- “Ugh. People.” -Red
- “Lesbians can be very dangerous. It’s the testosterone.” -Healy
- “You don’t go Jessica Simpson when you’ve got Rihanna.” -Morello
- “I want the kind of job where I could just chill, you know?” -Poussey
- “Bitches gots to learn.” -Piper
- “Another layer of icing on a shit cake doesn’t make it taste good.” -Nicky
- “Husbands are overrated. They’re as useless as children.” -Red
- “It’s a metaphor, you potato with eyes!” -Pennsatucky
- “I like privacy, but not alone privacy.” -Nicky
- “All problems are boring until they’re your own.” -Red
- “This is more depressing than a Tori Amos cover band.” -Boo
- “This year, I’m loving someone who deserves me. Me.” -Crazy Eyes
What do you think are the best quotes from OITNB?
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