Because most of these words are dumb so we should have fun with them.
- Can you assist me with this insertion order?
- I make small cubicles fun.
- I would be happy to be your human resource.
- You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
- I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
- Are you interested in managing my account?
- I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
- Can you help me figure out my operating system?
- Where else can you employ that analytical ability?
- Hard cover briefcases are so much better.
- Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.
- My account is totally receivable.
- Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.
- I can tell you’re a team player.
- If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
- I don’t believe in automation, I am all hands on.
- Your customer interface is impressive.
- I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
- Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just happy to see me?
- You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.
- Let’s give you a skills analysis.
- Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?
- I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
- You’ve been running through my invoices all night.
- I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.
- I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
- Can I see the inside of your cubicle?
- Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.
- Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.
- Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.
- Enterprise this.
- Want to play a little document distribution strip poker?
- All this corporate giving is getting me hot under the collar-you?
- There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.
- All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.
- Let’s do this, but in real time.
- Your methodology is so smooth and deliberate.
- Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?
- The best part of this acquisition is you.
- In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest…for real, it’s hot.
- Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.
- Should we debrief?
- Performance evaluations are my favorite day of the year.
- I am feeling this burn rate in many places.
- Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?
- Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?
- Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!
- You say accelerated growth, I just say hot.
- You say there is little margin for errors but I disagree.
- The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.
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