Because life is sexier in the summer sun.
- Can you help me with my organic sunscreen, it’s a little hard to smear in.
- Do you like this string bikini made from recycled polyester?
- I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguarding experience?
- How about I serve you some cold brew coffee tomorrow morning at my place?
- I barely noticed you in the winter months.
- Can I see your tan lines?
- How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
- There’s just something about getting sand in awkward places.
- I feel like I’m in Scandinavia, because when I’m with you it’s like the sun never sets.
- I’m only here on holiday, let’s take full advantage of it.
- Is it just me, or are summer rainstorms super hot?
- Want to drive to the ocean and watch the phosphorescent waves?
- Can I share my music festival tent with you?
- I LOVE corn on the cob.
- I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
- Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
- You have great arm muscles, I bet you’re good at making your own ice cream.
- I don’t need to cool off, I love the heat.
- So you’re the new day camp director?
- This greenhouse is so hot and sultry.
- I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.
- I have a double wide hammock in my yard.
- I wish I’d brought my towel, can I share yours?
- Your surfboard is so big!
- I wish I could see what was happening behind those sunglasses.
- I love all the rides at the county fair but I love eating corn dogs the most.
- How far back does your beach chair go?
- You make me so hot I want to dive into this cooler.
- You brought so much good food, I wonder what we can do with it all…
- Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch?
- Hey, you’re so sticky!
- (To a lifeguard): You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!
- (Sung) Do you like drinking Pina Coladas in the dunes of the Cape?
- Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.
- Being underneath this umbrella makes it feel so private!
- Oh, your lips are sunburned, let me help them.
- That’s a crazy burn line. How far up does it go?
- We should go back to my house and make some lunch.
- I love doing the back float.
- We should go climb this tree and make a cute fort.
- Oh you do the doggie paddle, what else do you like to do that dogs do?
- This current is so strong, who knows where it will take us.
- Is that an inflatable mattress?
- Is that sunblock on your shorts, or are you just happy to see me?
- I’d like to dive into that body… of water.
- Is that snorkel bigger than most?
- Is it pronounced tong or thong?
- Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.
- What is this, a casting call for Baywatch?
- I’ve got a few ideas for that surfboard leash.
Image: Mike Baird