A favorite eco-themed movie reimagined through Facebook.
We live in a new age where information bytes fly at us in mini-packages and photos flash like fireflies across our screens. Naturally, we decided to run the plot of one of our favorite eco-movies through a Facebook filter. James Cameron is currently prepping Avatar 2 and Avatar 3 for production, so we thought we’d offer up some inspiration for his writing.
Jake Sully’s News Feed:
Jake Sully is blasting off to Pandora. (15 days ago)
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Grace Augustine You better get some rest, rookie. Don’t make me reveal my heart of gold too early.
Norm Spellman I’m ready to be your nerd counterpart, marine boy!
Grace Augustine likes this.
Jake Sully added Pandora to the Places I’ve Been application.
Miles Quaritch I told you that you weren’t in Kansas anymore, son.
Grace Augustine Total dislike!
Jake Sully I’m an avatar! I can walk! I can run! I can fly!
Grace Augustine Don’t get cocky. (xoxo)
Jake Sully is now friends with Neytiri, Eytukan, and Mo’at. (12 days ago)
Jake Sully and three other friends shared a link: The Daily Pandora, Do you think Colonel Miles Quaritch really knows what he’s doing out here? (10 days ago)
Jake Sully commented on Neytiri’s photo. (9 days ago)
Jake Sully Neytiri, Neytiri, Neytiri. HOT, babe. Hot.
Neytiri Irayo skxawng!
Jake Sully Did you just call me a moron?
Neytiri likes this.
Jake Sully has changed his relationship status from Single to It’s Complicated. (8 days ago)
Jake Sully Why am I the only marine in Pandora who cares about the sacred spirit tree? (8 days ago)
Jake Sully was tagged in Miles Quaritch’s photo.
Miles Quaritch commented on his photo.
Coming for you!
Jake Sully Bring it.
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Jake Sully and six other friends posted a photo. (6 days ago)
Jake Sully Kicking your ass in battle, @MilesQuaritch! Unabotaium this!
Jake Sully is now playing Mafia Wars. (5 days ago)
Neytiri Seriously?
Jake Sully Right. Sorry. Distracted for a second.
Grace Augustine Am I going to die here? What about my heart of gold? Dammit! (4 days ago)
Tsu’tey At least someone didn’t steal your girlfriend. @JakeSully
Neytiri You suck @MilesQauritch! Go Na’vi!! (2 days ago)
Jake Sully So I’ll take it from here. (1 hour ago)
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