Column Facts are facts.
It’s almost the end of January, which means that for at least the last 3 weeks your life has been a gray, dull, hopeless blur of days in which you’ve almost certainly been forced to listen to your co-worker’s latest cleanse. Nobody’s drinking, nobody’s going out, and it’s probably raining. Wouldn’t it make you feel better to read a string of sex-related facts?
Number of years since the last time Tim Gunn had sex: 29
$1.30: the price of a gallon of gas in the last year that Tim Gunn had sex
Number of unique combinations of sex acts the average sexually active adult has recently performed, as reported by a recent American study: 40
3 years: Length of time a male lobster’s sperm can survive inside of a female
What happens to the genitals of male honeybees after having sex: they explode
What happens to the genitals of banana slugs after having sex: they are chewed off and eaten
10%: Percentage of office workers who claim to have slept with a co-worker in their building
14: Factor by which having an abortion is safer than giving birth
Reported increase in sexual dysfunction, as related to the use of intravenous drugs: 800%