Gaia, -1. As seen on Reddit, the lap pillow. It’s the simultaneous decimation of any shred of hope for humanity and perverse rubbernecking wonder at such cultural discoveries followed by intense psychological concern for oneself that only Reddit can so reliably provide. Surely there is a German word for this.
Anna N. of Jezebel says: “Ever want to just rest your head in a woman’s lap, without those pesky arms, torso, and head leaning over you and complicating matters?”
Polyurethane laps: because the environment was doing entirely too well this week.
P.S. Something tells me it’s not organic cotton.