Most Ridiculous Quotes About Women: 2011 Edition

With beliefs like these floating around, we have to remind ourselves that it’s 2011.

It’s hard to believe that this many years after Stieg Larsson ended sexism it’s still possible for public figures to issue dismissive, crude, and derogatory statements about women, but it would appear not everyone has gotten to Girl With a Dragon Tattoo in their book club yet. Until that day comes, here are the worst, most insulting, and simply bizarre quotes about women we heard this year outside of a YouTube comment thread.

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10. Trinidadian author V.S. Naipaul started the year out strong by claiming that “women writers are different, they are quite different. I read a piece of writing and within a paragraph or two I know whether it is by a woman or not. I think [it is] unequal to me…My publisher, who was so good as a taster and editor, when she became a writer, lo and behold, it was all this feminine tosh. I don’t mean this in any unkind way.” Sorry, ladies – he’s taken.

9. Referring the concern of some evangelical voters that Republican candidate/performance artist Michele Bachmann had usurped her husband’s biblically-mandated authority by running for president, Iowan pastor Brad Sherman had this to say: “She’s in a proper relationship with her husband spiritually. That’s a key point. And she’s asking people for permission to lead the country. That’s not usurping at all.” There’s no word yet on whether or not Michele has a signed permission slip or simply a verbal agreement from Mr. Bachmann, but that’s really a matter for the courts.

8. Tim Gunn on Hillary Clinton: “I think she’s confused about her gender – all these big, baggy, menswear tailored pantsuits…I have a great respect for her intellect and her tenacity and for what she does for our country in her governmental role. I just wish she could send a stronger message about American fashion.”

7. President Obama defended Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius’ decision to restrict sales of Plan B to girls under the age of 18 with this well-researched, grounded-in-scientific-evidence statement: “I will say this, as the father of two young daughters: I think it is important for us to make sure that, you know, we apply some common sense to various rules when it comes to over-the-counter medicine.” Glass-half-empty point of view, President Obama thinks that young women can’t be trusted to make their own reproductive decisions (never mind that condoms are available without a prescription). Glass-half-full point of view – Barack Obama wants to be our dad!

6. An anonymous Egyptian general spoke to CNN about why female protestors arrested during anti-Mubarak demonstrations were strip-searched and forced to submit to virginity tests. “The girls who were detained were not like your daughter or mine. These were girls who had camped out in tents with male protesters in Tahrir Square, and we found in the tents Molotov cocktails and [drugs]…We didn’t want them to say we had sexually assaulted or raped them, so we wanted to prove that they weren’t virgins in the first place. None of them were.”

5. At a conference on atheism in Dublin earlier this year, skeptic writer Rebecca Watson registered discomfort at being propositioned by a stranger at 4 a.m. in an elevator after delivering her speech. Richard Dawkins’ response: “Stop whining, will you. Yes, yes, I know you had your genitals mutilated with a razor blade…For goodness sake grow up, or at least grow a thicker skin.” A thicker skin would probably help protect against genital discomfort, so the advice was doubly helpful.

4. “So there’s a deeper bond between men and women than St. Valentine would have suspected, and now we know there’s a better gift for that day than chocolates.” Dr. Lazar Springfield, in an op-ed piece for the American College of Surgeons referring to a study that suggested semen had a possible anti-depressive effect. This Valentine’s day, say it with semen.

3. “The reality is that women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. It’s just easier this way for everyone. You don’t argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn’t eat candy for dinner. You don’t punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don’t argue when a women tells you she’s only making 80 cents to your dollar. It’s the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.” Scott Adams (you know, that guy who draws the cartoons about working in an office your HR manager has tacked up all over the door).

2. Fox News Vice President Joe Chillemi, on the merits of hiring a man versus a woman, says “Of course I’d pick the man. The woman would most likely get pregnant and leave.” I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t let even imminent childbirth tear me from his side.

1. Silvio Berlusconi, in response to allegations of sexual harassment and misconduct: “When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said, ‘Yes’, while the other 70% replied, ‘What, again?’” Truly, he was the Prime Minister who got away.

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DISCUSSION

16 thoughts on “Most Ridiculous Quotes About Women: 2011 Edition

  1. He only said it because “she doesn’t dress as a woman” and that is somehow his business? What the hell does “dressing as a woman” mean, are you insane?! :D “Oh, I wish Scottish men stopped dressing like women, it completely undermines their political stance”, right? pft.

    Yes, discussing politics and the state of the world, pantsuits and ‘feminine’ fashion are clearly the agenda for the day… This is laughable :D

  2. I hope the intro to this article is meant to be sarcastic otherwise it’s the dumbest quote about women…

  3. What a great man. Agree with them all. Especially about dont argue with woman. Its useles and waste of energy. Bravo!

  4. I don’t think #7 is sexist at all, and I think it’s stupid to even put #8 on here at all. It’s Tim Gunn, he’s a fashion person, he’s ALL ABOUT clothing. Of course he’s going to comment on someone’s clothing, and of course he’s going to be a bit catty about it. It’s Tim frickin Gunn. And to be fair, he’s right. He never said it diminished anything about her, simply that she doesn’t dress as a woman and he wishes she would.

  5. What a brilliant post, where did you find these?
    I am fuming!
    3 and 5 are just disgusting.
    8…really? Oh, I didn’t realise I should base my political opinions on what politicians are wearing, I shall keep this in mind next time I vote.

  6. “#7 Isn’t offensive. Besides, why would anybody under the age of 18 need a condom or birth control unless they’re aout to break the law?
    — Nick on September 2, 2012″
    WHAT THE FUCK ?
    there is no breaking law in intercourse under age of 18 lol, under 15 yes but not 18, most of teenagers loose their virginity between those ages

  7. #7 wasn’t sexist and this article and comments just show that it was needed. Plan B isn’t a contraceptive. It’s a pill you can take after a night of… questionable decisions.
    Unlike condoms or “the pill” it can do damage if taken regularly. Obviously a lot of people don’t understand this so it probably should be restricted to keep girls from using it as a regular form of birth control.

    I also agree with #8. Hillary is rich enough to afford a stylist. Good sin are those suits ugly. You can’t take someone serious dressed like that.

  8. #7 Isn’t offensive. Besides, why would anybody under the age of 18 need a condom or birth control unless they’re aout to break the law?

  9. “Never mind her intellect and her stance on the issues; the woman is just plain unfashionable! Almost butch!”

    “Young girls shouldn’t be allowed make a choice on how to keep themselves from getting pregnant. Never mind that the pills do more than keep them from getting pregnant such as keep their period more regular and their menstruation cramps more manageable. Never mind that the pills are scientifically proven to be safe. Girls can’t be trusted to make a decision on this… but if boys want to buy condoms, hell yes.”

    “Forget chocolates and flowers. Forget all forms of expressions of affection. Just fuck her in the mouth.”

    Yes. COMPLETELY inoffensive.

  10. You’re taking Dawkins out of context. He was responding to an article featuring Watson’s statement that said that there was a growing influence of sexism in the secular movement. He was saying that we still enjoy greater liberties than women in Muslim societies, hence the reference to FGM.

  11. I don’t think comments 8, 7 and 4 were offensive at all… and labelling them as some of the most ridiculous quotes about women is a tad over the top…

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