10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine’s Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

Anti-Valentine’s Day prezzies for the BFF in your life.

Single or hitched, love it or hate it, it’s impossible not to do something for Valentine’s Day – even if you’re more of an anti-Valentine’s Day kinda gal. Maybe it’s not that you hate it per se, but you’re just not good at the whole mushy gushy, pukey wukey thing – and anything you’ve ever tried to do to make up for it screams, “Hi, I’m awkward.”

Luckily, that’s what best friends are for: To love you at your best, your worst, and everything in between. She knows your bitter sarcasm is code for, “I care,” so why not shower her with anti-Valentine’s Day gifts that only she would understand?

10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

1. Literally Don’t Care Mug

Let your mug do all the talking. (Urban Outfitters, $10)

10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

2. No Boyfriend iPhone 5/5s Case

What you lack in dating skills, make up for in cool swag. (Urban Outfitters, $10)

10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

3. 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours

Since it could always be worse. (Amazon, $10)

10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

4. Bittersweet Heart Candies

Because why should the perpetually single/recently dumped be left out of the deliciousness that are heart candies? Sayings include, “U LEFT SEATUP,” “DOG IS CUTER,” and “TRADIN YOU IN.” (Despair, Inc., $10)

10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

5. “I Hate Everyone But You” Greeting Card

You know it’s true. (Zazzle, $3)

10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

6. James Tattoo

It was love at first sight… you know, until it wasn’t. (Tattly, $5)

10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

7. Ryan Gosling Pillowcase

Swoon. (Etsy, $12)

10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

8. “Love Stinks” Pin

The next morning, just remember what we practiced: “The pin made me do it.” (Etsy, $3)

10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

9. “I Have a Fridge” Tee

Guys come and go, but your fridge is forever. (Etsy, $30)

10 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts Only Your BFF Will Understand

10. Man Candy and Cupcakes

Now you can have your cake and eat it too: “This book combines my all-time favorite things — cupcakes and cute guys. The first goes straight to my thighs, while I only wish the other would,” says author Babe Scott. Indubitably! (Amazon, $20)

How do you celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day?

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Krissy Brady

Krissy Brady is a women’s health + lifestyle writer who’s so out of shape, it’s like she has the innards of an 80-year-old. Instead of learning how to crochet, she decided to turn her emotional baggage into a writing career (genius, no?). You can follow her shenanigans on Twitter (you know, if you want).