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Why I Love the Brazilian Bikini Wax

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Let me be honest here: I’m a very hairy girl. I’m Middle Eastern and that’s just the way we come. I’ve got an abundance of hair in the all the usual places, and an occasional smattering in places you wouldn’t expect. My tweezers are always by my side.

Bikini waxes have always been a necessity – let’s just say my bikini area comes with its own sideburns – and when a friend first told me about Brazilian bikini waxes, I couldn’t quite fathom it. “You mean they wax away all the hair there?” I was incredulous, to put it mildly. She nodded solemnly.

My first time I was nervous - I was worried about the pain. This is, after all, delicate territory. But my waxer, Katie, (she calls herself a "Vagina Dezina") reassured me she’d done this hundreds of times before. I wanted to be extra clean before we started and slipped away to the bathroom with some baby wipes.

My Dezina then slipped on her gloves and began to inspect my overgrown thicket. I thought it would be an impossible task, but she smiled and told me we’d start at the back and work our way forward. Dutifully I spread my cheeks and she began to relieve me of my hair. Now, ladies, don’t be squeamish – this is a professional at work here, and surprisingly, your rump’s skin is not a very sensitive area. If my furry butt can handle it, then your peachfuzz should be no problem.

The real challenge begins with the labia. These are tender parts  and she had to hold them delicately and wax away very tiny strips at a time. It wasn’t biscuits and tea, but it was hardly unbearable. Every so often she’d hand me a mirror and we’d consult. Thanks to Katie’s disarming attitude, despite the awkward positioning, we were both relaxed. It was certainly a lot more comfortable than a trip to the gyno.

Because it was my first Brazilian and because I’ve got more hair than the average woman, I decided to forego full frontal removal. The hair on your pubic bone can be the most painful to wax, and truthfully I’d had enough. I left a petite, natural-looking patch of hair but was totally bare behind.

When I was done, Katie told me to stand up and look in the mirror. I spread my cheeks, twisted back, and squealed.“I look like a porn star!” I laughed. This was the first time in decades that I was hairless. I loved it. Brazen sexiness was my new vibe and I bared it well in a thong. In the shower at home, I could feel the water rushing over skin that was normally insulated by thick mats of hair. Even the friction of walking around became erotic. I had no idea all the sensation I had been missing out on because of my hereditarily thick swatch of hair. Now I was truly naked and felt like a sensual goddess! I’ve been a fan of Brazilians ever since.

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9 Comments

  • User Gravatar Sara
    July 16th, 2008 at 10:52 am

    Sarah, love this post! Thanks for sharing your experience so candidly. I am a big fan of the Brazilian - I agree, the de-furring of the bum is actually not bad at all. It’s the front that’s the trouble. ;)

  • User Gravatar Luanne
    July 16th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    Sarah, I feel your pain. Guess the true green approach would be earthy-bushy, or, at least some herbal pain killers before and after. The truth is, no pain, no gain a centerfold wax on, wax off look.

  • User Gravatar Sarah I
    July 16th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    Well, I’ve been quite a poster child for the earthy-bushy look, and so it’s a real exotic pleasure to be able to enjoy the “porn star” look and sensation. I’m telling you, it’s a whole world of difference. :)

  • User Gravatar Allison
    July 17th, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    Sarah, thanks for sharing your personal experience so candidly. I was literally laughing out loud to myself!

  • User Gravatar Liz
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    That was hysterical. I’ve been there many times and can totally relate. Lately I’ve been contemplating laser for the nether regions, and it’s a scary prospect… especially considering one needs to shave all the way up in there before the laser session. Yikes!

  • User Gravatar Deborah T
    July 19th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Ive had the front waxed, and if I could stand that Im sure I can handle the Brazilian. BTW, Sarah, where did you have this done?

  • User Gravatar Sarah I
    July 19th, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    I had my first Brazilian at “Bahama Mama” in the town of Paia on Maui. And yes, Katie is excellent at what she does and I highly recommend her. So if you find yourself shaggy on Maui, do go there!!

  • User Gravatar Gavin Smith
    July 20th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    Came across your blog after reading your excellent post on problogger.net.

    I just so happened to stumble across this post, and I don’t think that I’ve laughed so hard reading a blog post! Great read.

  • User Gravatar Sara
    July 20th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Gavin, thanks! :) Glad you enjoyed the guest post and ecosalon. Hope you’ll drop in again soon. ;)

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